The page does not exist... obviously

The page you are looking for is currently unavailable, given the fact that I maintain my site very well then you must be looking for something that:

A.  Never existed
B.  Existed at one time but was deleted
C.  You are having an issue with spelling the URL

There is a remote possibility that my site might be experiencing technical difficulties; however it is more likely that you may need to adjust your browser settings.

Please try the following:

  • Click on and just browse through all of the wondrous joy I place in my site.  Anything that is on my ftp is linked to somewhere on my site, if you still have issues e-mail me at
  • If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly... and please don't make this mistake again it is very demeaning to you and others.
  • Welcome to the 21st century, ignore stuff that was linked to in the latter half of the 20th century.  Were there a time machine available you, me, and your computer could take a trip back to when that content actually existed.
  •  Basically if you are still reading this you are either an awkward fan of my website and I salute you because you are one of those people that for some reason pays attention to what I do to the most insignificant detail.  In some ways I either admire you, am frightened of you, or are completely unaware of your existence.  If none of this is true, and you are actually retarded then please seek professional help; the state is set up to support you. 

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